TMI

TMI: Have pump, will travel. Or not.

Ok, so, I find myself on the train the other day with Il Bambino. Was meeting a dear friend for lunch at Michael Jordan’s for my last indulgence in red meat before I started this crazy Mommy Boot camp. Running late as usual, I could not get the baby to eat before we left, so [...]

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TMI: Brooke Burke
Doesn’t Own Fat Jeans.

I was not born skinny. Not even close. And I had my first chubby phase around 2nd grade. But as I hit puberty, the fat seemed to reallocate to all the right places. I was hippy but I was hot.
Now, working in TV I am constantly surrounded by skinny girls, some naturally thin, others [...]

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TMI: Where the Wild Things Are

TMI: Where the Wild Things Are
I truly enjoyed my first pregnancy – it was such a magical time. We bought that ‘week to week’ book which I referred to religiously and with utter glee and excitement (“It’s the size of a walnut!” “Its fingernails are growing”?), but the second time around, well, pregnancy wasn’t exactly [...]

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TMI: My boobs: Back in the day.

My tits used to be glorious. My natural gravity defying ta-ta’s used to gather much attention whether they were chilling poolside, or busting a move at the club. They were like my best buds, my secret weapons, and my confidantes all in one. Me and the girls wielded super-hero like powers and could reduce men [...]

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TMI: How The Enema
Scared The Poop Out Of Me.

For all the moms out there who have undergone a c-section, you can surely relate. Even if you haven’t had kids and have had any type of abdominal surgery, I hope this tale brings a chuckle.
In the 36th week of my pregnancy with our first son, Jericho Jack, my husband and a couple of [...]

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